As I fell Faster and Faster All of The Sudden

Smack.
I must have hit my head on something. It's so dark in this godforsaken tunnel that I can't see a damn thing.
"SMACK!"
A sharp piercing pain is making it's way from my head to my foot, which just hit something as well. Still falling I try to ball up as to avoid anymore unnecessary injuries. I see a light up ahead, which excites me now I can assess the damage and move on, I hope. There seems to be a buzzing as well. What could that be--Oh dear god Bees! This trip is turning hostile. I try to bury my face in my modest mouse t shirt but the faster I fall the more I am stung. The pain is too much the mental collapse inevitable.
Then suddenly it stops.
"SMASH, SPLASH, WHAM!"
The cool water dispelling the protruding welts and bruises from my great fall, everything is better now in this moment. I look around for my mind it must have fallen into this pool as well.
What's is that sound, it's like singing frogs, but i swear they're telling me something...
"Rrrrrrround Rrrrribbit Rrrrrrround Weeeeee Goooooooo, aRRRRrrrre you Rrrrrrready to go with the fffflowww, Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrround Rrrrrrrrrrrrribbit Rrrrrrrrrrround weeeee Gooooo!"
"That's odd," I think to myself, but suddenly the water is swishing and I notice that this whole time I've been slowly moving in circles as if there was a drain at the bottom of the pond. As I look around I see the white porcelin walls of a giangantic Toilet Bowl that I'm in the Very Center of.
"Oh Ssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttttttt."
Round and round I go... down down down... where this will spit me out I don't know. Why can't this just end, And where the Fuck is my mind?